Protonostalgia

Longing for an inaccurate or naive image of an era you may or, far more commonly, may not have lived through.

He has protonostalgia really bad, wishing we could go back to the way it was before 1960, when there were "no problems"

Call me protonostalgic, But I WAS very popular in high school.

by BrainDT February 7, 2008

Proctologist

A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.

by Tatty 2 March 26, 2013

Proctoring

When you hang out with a bunch of hillbillies or people that Support Trump, Drive a Ford, Smell like diesel, Likes guns and has a big ass belt buckle.

Ahh Jalen was out proctoring again last night..

by Bobascotch June 24, 2019

mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

Proctor

A human. Usually a male who ends up fucking up a marriage because he gives you a certain look that makes you wet af. Next thing you know you're having an affair

Samantha: I'm in love with my husband!

A Proctor: *THE LOOK*
Samantha: ha ha lol what husband ;) ;)

by yourdaddy&lover July 13, 2017

Frankie Proctor

A beautiful person, quite often one who is married to a Johnny Depp (see Johnny Depp) who is content with her life and all things around it.

Oh, she's amazing, she's such a Frankie Proctor

by Franki October 9, 2003

proctor

verb. A form of movement. There are several variations, some similar to skipping or dancing, others more like front crawl.
It can also be used to describe general hanging around, similar to mooch.

"What did you and your friends get up to on Saturday?"

"We were just proctoring around town."

by jimmy corkhill July 29, 2008