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Elizabeth-Proctoring

A verb for when your other half gives you the cold shoulder.
Boyfriend: Oh hey babe!
Girlfriend: (death stare)
Boyfriend: If you would stop Elizabeth-Proctoring me that would be great

proctorio 

Proctorio is a comprehensive Learning Integrity Platform that offers identity verification and remote proctoring services to over 4,000 higher education, K-12, corporate, and federal institutions around the world, proctoring over 30 million exams in 2021. Proctorio’s browser extension integrates with most commonly used Learning Management Systems (LMS) and third-party assessment platforms. Proctorio’s solution offers a suite of Lock Down, Recording, and Verification options, which gives exam administrators the ability to customize exams for their needed level of security. Proctorio has the lowest bandwidth requirements in the industry, and prioritizes user privacy and security through the use of end-to-end encryption.
Proctorio is the only remote proctoring platform that ensures academic integrity for your course with your test-takers' privacy in mind.
proctorio by anonymous October 4, 2022

proctoregonian 

An 80 to 89 year old person who lives in Oregon and is an asshole or exhibits the behavior of someone who could be considered an asshole.
All Oregonian drivers drive like old assholes. Proctoregonians.
proctoregonian by bloomphase March 9, 2023

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026