That sounds like a you problem

A sentence coined by Nirthya, it is a dismissal used when someone is complaining too much about someone or a situation and you know there is no real problem with said person or situation so you say this to shut them down.

Person A: "I hate the fact that Jeremy slept with Stevie, like what the actual fuck is wrong with him?"

You: "Okay but what's wrong with Stevie?"

Person A: "I don't know, but I don't like him."

You: "Huh, that sounds like a you problem."

by orlandoboom October 1, 2019

What the fuck is your problem?

Standard greeting to fellow travelers on two-lane highways with insufficient passing zones.

Hwy 24-27, or Stanly County as a (w)hole.

by John Whitley May 16, 2005

not my problem

A phrase indicating that one doesn’t care about someone’s problem, and feels no responsibility to help fix it. Often used to disguise the fact that while it’s not your problem, it *is* your *fault*.

example 1 (disguising fault):
“Your slanderous article has ruined my good name! I demand that you retract it.”
“Not my problem.”

example 2 (not one’s fault):
Right as I was leaving the building after quitting my sysadmin job, I heard the servers go down again. I didn’t turn back. It was not my problem any more.

by roryokane September 23, 2013

604 problem

Problems, particularly business ethics problems, that originate in the 604 area code of British Columbia, Canada but that taint the reputation of the entire province.

We have never witnessed shadow flipping here; it is uniquely a 604 problem.

by 250Guy June 16, 2017

Chen Dong Problem

The Chen Dong problem is a problem that arises (mostly in business deals) when the supplier of goods or services offers a product whose quality is too low, price is too high or combination of both.

The Chen Dong problem is hard to solve because the cause of the lower quality/higher price is unknown. Either the supplier is ignorant of the real value of the product, or he/she may be trying to cheat you. Regardless of the cause of the problem, the result is unsatisfactory.

I don't know if my employee is really doing his best or if he is lazy. Regardless, I must fire him to eliminate the Chen Dong problem; he is not fit for the job

by Maikiam April 23, 2011

Pika-boo problem

When the problem is not of your concern but just a personal problem of the person telling you.
Just a personal problem
When you don't care about other person's feelings.
Lacking concern or fucks for other person.

Those love handles are your pika-boo problem.
I don't want your interference in my pika-boo problem.
Ex: Hey, I miss you babe. Me: Pika boo problem, bitch.

by brocollibaitor July 29, 2019

do we have a problem

a bop by nicki minaj that dropped 2.4.22

do we have a problem ? yes a BOPPPP

by Johnny Testy February 6, 2022