Preston, Maryland

Another tiny town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Preston is even smaller than Federalsburg. They have a whooping total of about 5 cops, and one stoplight. There's really no point in the stoplight, though. It's really dumb. Anyway, there's absolutely nothing to do in Preston. The only thing that goes on is the town carnival in the summer.

1. We've gone all over Preston, Maryland. There's nothing to do.

2. I know. Feel sorry for me. I have to live here.

1. Oh trust me. I do.

2. Thanks.

1. What's with there only being one stoplight in town, though?

2. I don't know, but it's right retarded if you ask me.

by XxNikafaxX June 1, 2012

prestons dick

There's nothing there

There's Prestons dick... wait where is it

by Whiskdidiejs July 12, 2017

peyton johnson

Peyton Johnson is part of a YouTube channel called the Johnson fam. The channel has amassed over 1.2 million subscribers. She has collaborated with everleigh rose and has an Instagram account called liv and pey with over 160,000 followers

Peyton Johnson is my favorite YouTuber

by Ldgigtgh July 23, 2019

Peyton Holcomb

A really unfucking funny dude who’s ugly as shit.Nobody gives a shit about this dude.If he’s not single he’s dead or something like that.He’s fat as shit and overall a terrible person

Dude did you see Peyton Holcomb?He ugly as shit💀

by Dude62673863 September 16, 2019

Preston Parker

Preston Parker is the best and most special person in the world and has 4 powers he will never tell anyone about, normally he will have light blue eyes an blonde hair. if the Preston does not have the qualities he will not have the powers.

one of are local hero's is Preston Parker he has 4 powers

by DUDEDUCKS24 May 5, 2021

Saucy Peyton

Saucy Peyton is incredibly saucy even though sometimes he won’t admit it. Ultimately the coolest bro you will meet. Often says bruh or bro and yo. Even through all that he still continues to act very humble towards his saucy ness.

Lexi- “have you seen Peyton?”
Rachel- “ugh I know he’s such a saucy Peyton”

by sarah_basic June 14, 2019

Cole Preston

varón de pau, no lo mires no lo toques no pienses en él es solo de pau, respeta.

cole preston dijo en un concierto:"soy de pau los demás quisieran".

by cole varón de pau November 2, 2020