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Porsche wanker

Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.
Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks
by H3lter August 20, 2018
mugGet the Porsche wankermug.

Buy The Porsche

The thing you want in life but everyone tells you you shouldn’t get because of their own limiting beliefs
by ZYN ZYNNER May 4, 2024
mugGet the Buy The Porschemug.

Porsche

Porsche is litterally one of the most awesome people you will get to know. They are very pretty and really easy going too. They are very funny and will always bring a smile upon your face. They are very sweet and really pretty too. Porsche is one of the people you only get to meet once in a life time and they are a great dancer too.
Porsche is no car. Porsche is awesome.
by UrLocalAwesome November 20, 2021
mugGet the Porschemug.

Porsche

Porsche is a very beautiful girl! The way she’s able to articulate information is incredible.There’s no better friend or wife than her; loyalty means alot to her too! She doesn’t really allow people into her private life.In fact, Porsche doesn’t feel obligated to show every layer of herself.Not to mention that her pockets are always on FULL….doesn’t want for anything.The boys go crazy over her.Girls on the other hand are obsessed too but show it differently. Talk about her to friends but don’t say a thing negative to her face lol just a compliment.Porsche’s not dumb and keeps her P’s & Q’s in line.Not much of a talker….Don’t mistaken her pretty face and pink mini skirt as a weakness! When comes down to Porsche..she remains a mystery a good one though.People think she’s very calm but in reality she’s very self reserved.Definitely a trendsetter! Self pampering days are her thing!Different hair style every week.
“Porsche is just that girl
by Blanco Cherry November 22, 2021
mugGet the Porschemug.

Porsche punched

To hit someone so fast and clean they don’t want any more smoke.
He backed down like a bitch. No, I porsche punched his ass, you didn’t see it?
by The polish plummer May 21, 2024
mugGet the Porsche punchedmug.

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