Porsche douche

Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.

Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!

That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.

by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022

Porsche punched

To hit someone so fast and clean they don’t want any more smoke.

He backed down like a bitch. No, I porsche punched his ass, you didn’t see it?

by The polish plummer May 21, 2024

Porsche

A car that everyone wants, until they get it them selves. The car is a money whore, constant repairs do to the shitty German engineering. You are basically signing up to be the Porsche’s Sugar daddy. This car might be fast but it can never out run a check engine light.

The transmission fell out of my Porsche again

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Porsche wanker

Some one who owns a Porsche and looses touch with reality, life and anything non Porsche related..... not to mention friends and other non Porsche social events.

Hey I know we have been having a weekly bike meets for months but I’ve gotta bail tonight as this car park Porsche meet has come up and there no way I can miss my Porsche wanker mates and their soft touch on my hairy bum cheeks

by H3lter August 20, 2018

porsche

only name of the cute girl.she's so kind and beautiful.she gonna make you happy and every time you see her you will definitely smile.she gonna make you laugh when you're tired.

i wish you like porsche

by imnotrobot November 21, 2021