minecraft

the most epic game of all time, however, nothing will live up to it.

Yo, you wanna play some game like Minecraft?

are you fucking kidding me? no game will live up to minecraft

by Atrykohl July 19, 2019

2D Minecraft

NOT Terraria.

Person 1: Want to play Terraria?
Incel: no, thats just 2d minecraft
Person 1: Fuck off.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna June 1, 2021

Minecraftgasm

The overwhelming ecstatic sensation that one gets from playing the game Minecraft. These can usually be linked to specific events in the game, and can last anywhere from 5-15 seconds. (Also known as a "Zen Moment".) Similar to an orgasm felt during sexual intercourse.

Steve: "Hey Bob, I just put in a furnace, built a sign that directs people to my mine, and put up some bookshelves."
Bob: "Thats awesome, I'm getting ready to go hunting cause I only have 3 hearts left."
Steve: "Oh cool, co- BOB?!"
Bob: "Ahhhhhh.... Oh, sorry. I just had a Minecraftgasm."
Steve: "Understood. I get those alot."

by iMo0n November 30, 2010

Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more

Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.

by cinnabellex3 April 24, 2012

Scary Minecraft Sunday

The most legendary Minecraft video of all time. Sources say they experienced enlightenment whilst viewing the masterpiece. It was originally posted by a user known as JasonCraftHDGaming. However, it was deleted and only a few people were lucky enough to download it. We are still waiting on a sequel.

Person 1: Have you seen Scary Minecraft Sunday?
Person 2: No, it is extremely rare

by MensWear September 3, 2019

Minecraft Hardcore

F for Ph1lza

Ph1lza: dies in Minecraft Hardcore
Everyone: F

by TheManInTheChickenCostume April 13, 2020

Minecraft Girlfriend

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

by milly milly milly December 2, 2019