Phreetard

A fan of the band Phish that shirks all current responsiblities, not thinking or caring about future consequences.

Combination of free & retard.

Did you hear that Smithy quit his job to follow both legs of the summer tour? What a phreetard!

by badbadhubby March 29, 2010

Phresh

When any ugly or weird creature has a shirt, glasses, or hat.

Man 1: " woah i just put a hat on my phrog"
Man 2: "hes phresh"

by monkyphart July 29, 2020

van eck phreaking

form of eaves droping where the listening party reads and pieces em frequencies together to find out what your electronics are doing

i was arrested for hacking the pentagon when the government came near my house with their van filled with van eck phreaking equipment

by TalkingGiants52 December 18, 2003

Prefects

So there is the 5% of prefects, and of course the 95% of prefects.
5%: The normal good ppl including my best fren, but teachers are obviously still inclined to like them.
95%:
Bitches and sluts who wanna suck the cher's ass. They literally don't have their own opinions and are practically programmed by chers to be jailers and arrest all rule-breakers, minor or major. Many of them are in fact back stabbers and wannabes. They gather in large groups, and pretend to be loud and popular and funny. Other poor bitches who wanna be popular will try to join them. Most are idiots who the teacher likes because of the sash they wear, and as such they think that they are superior and in control like big bosses.

Me: *Harmlessly eating while using my phone in the canteen after school to contact my parents
Bitchy prefects: *Looks up from her phone and sees me (Shouting for everyone to hear) No using phone in canteen No using phone in canteen
Me: U were oso using your phone but wudeva I will move two metres to the meeting point (Only place where u r allowed to use phone)
Bitch: No eating in meeting point No eating in meeting point
Me: Wtf the chers dont even care about that rule liao stop talking shit lah your mouth isnt your ass

Later
Me and my friends: Mrs Low is so slutty right yeah
Bitch: HIIII IKRRRRRRR
Me: Sorry but we are having a private conversation here
Bitch: What why I cannot join?! I'm telling Mrs Low that you said a vulgarity about her behind her back Me: Dude u r oso always ostracizing everyone
Bitch: *throws scrunchie sksksksksk

At night
Bitch: Hi uwu
Cunts who wanna be popular: AWWW THAT IS SUCHHHHH A CUTEEEEE FACEEEEEE UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU
Bitch: IKR UWU
All of them: Starts spamming chat with 'uwu'

Me: Wtf is wrong with u guys r u gay or wth r u trying to do

Hang a note around your neck if u r gonna send that trash

by #IAMOP(account #2) September 27, 2019

gangster phresh

when something is cool or when you are feeling ill about something or yourself

wow dogg your gangster phresh or
that's gangster phresh rite there.

by THA ORIGINAL J-DOGG February 17, 2009

pref

prefer

i pref niall from one direction

by gdfgfdgd January 3, 2012

Preface

The act of creating a face prior to somethings happening, or just after something happened.

Cindy prefaced after she saw the size of Mikes dick.

by yossi beniyoun July 30, 2009