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park the bus

Tactic used by football (soccer) teams, in which they play defensively for the entire game, in order to deny an apparently superior team any goals and escape with a scoreless draw and thus with one point, instead of risking it all and going for three points and possibly getting none.

Often involves pulling all 11 players in front of the ball, essentially daring the attacking team to send all 11 of theirs out.

Name is suggestive of putting a bus in front of the goal. One of several tactics referred to by football fans as "anti-football," and generally frowned upon by all but fans of the teams employing it.
Fan 1: "What do you mean, Arsenal only beat Sunderland 1-0? Arsenal have the best attack in the league!

Fan 2: "Well, you have to remember, mate, the Mackems like to park the bus."

Fan 1: "Oh yeah. No wonder Newcastle fans hate them so much."
by UncleMikeNJ September 30, 2009
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Summit Park

A house located in Cleveland Heights Ohio, owned by Ryan, Hunter, Paris, and Rick. They constantly threw parties on the weekends, and they were always a blast until the gang unfortunately got evicted in the summer or 2011. This was by no means an upperclass place. The beer table was usually knocked over at least once each party, and let's be honest, it was never officially cleaned up. Good luck finding food - the fridge was always stocked with beer, beer and more beer. Going to the bathroom alone was a fatal mistake, as the lock never worked & there was never any toilet paper. Girls had to watch their backs, since Paris tried to flirt with anything that had a vagina. But despite all that, Summit Park was one of the funnest & most entertaining parties in the area.
Guy 1: I'm bored, whatever shall we do on this pleasant friday night?

Guy 2: Summit Park is always throwing down! Let's chill there. BYOB. Just don't bring your girlfriend unless you're okay with Paris attempting to rape her
by That girl you want to love September 13, 2011
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trailer park Corvette

A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.
Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.
by Gary Vitalis February 1, 2007
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Park sooyoung

Member of South Korean girl group Red Velvet. Always cheerful but is known to play around and pull pranks on her members. Also an actress
by graqefruit August 8, 2018
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Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing

I recently got my “Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing”!
by AlaskaTO January 3, 2020
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Linkin Park

Linkin Park is made up of six band members:
Chester Bennington - Vocalist
Mike Shinoda - Backup Vocalist/Emcee, Guitarist, Keyboardist
Brad Delson - Guitarist
Rob Bourden - Drummer
Dave "Pheonix" Farrell - Bassist
Joe Hahn - Sampler

Linkin Park has had 5 studio albums, Hybrid Theory (2000), Meteora (2002), Minutes to Midnight (2006), A Thousand Suns (2008), and LIVING THINGS (2011).

Linkin Park really cannot be labeled, it is really a hybrid mix of many genres, including Alternative, Nu-Metal, Rock, Rap Rock, and Pop.

Linkin Park is a growing band, who brings something new to the plate every album.
Chris - "Hey have you heard that one song, Burn it Down?"
Aiden - "Yeah, that song is from my favorite band, Linkin Park"
Chris - "The same band who did In the End? Wow, they're music really varies."
by Fading Echo August 31, 2013
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pig parker

Someone who parks the car outside the lines of the parking space.
Larry David: you happy with that park?

pig parker: yeah, what's wrong with it?

Larry David: you're way over the line. You know what you are?

pig parker: what am I?

Larry David: You're a fucking pig parker!
by potterfreak98 July 29, 2012
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