Phallustines

An ancient group of aggressively-hostile warriors who were regular "dicks" to the Israelites.

I am not at all sure that the Phallustines existed merely in ancient times --- there seem to be plenty of "pricks" in the modern-day world, as well.

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

phallutosis

Condion of cronically foul or unpleasant smelling penis.

If only they made scented boxers to combate my phallutosis.

by Fisher S. Thompson September 7, 2007

phallusy

The term phallusy denotes any statement used in an online forum that may not necessarily be in agreement with other users and in particular, moderators. By referring to said statement as a phallusy, the user is typically trying to indicate a falsehood, promote their own importance, and the announce the relative ignorance of the issuer of said statement and signal an oncoming personal attack generally resulting in the use of the phrase: dickhead.

Me stating that you have presented a logical phallusy with this topic ...

by gpc10347 April 25, 2006

Phallusy

A big mistake made by a guy who is a real dick.

My dickhead brother got in a car accident today while texting. What a phallusy

by Metal Timmeh July 15, 2013

phallusnosity

this somehow became my nickname. it has nothing to do in particular with male genitalia. (i think...)

"Phallusnosity!! Stop humping that table!"

by jELiMi May 20, 2004

Phallustine

A region of the Middle East where male nudity is permitted, and most dudes are real "dicks" when it comes to social interaction.

According to a map of the world showing the average penis-sizes of males in the different countries, guys in the Phallustine area have medium-size schlongs, whereas the love-pipes of the dudes in neighboring Lebanon are some of the largest in the world, so I wonder if the two groups are in a heated "mine is bigger than yours" competition, which might explain why many of them always go around with their "downstairs equipment" hanging out in plain view, and also why everyone seems to hate each other over there.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019

Phallusy Fallacy

When a man wrongly believes that his penis is much larger than is actually is, he is living.

I was with this guy last night who listed "well endowed" on his Tinder profile. Maybe if he was comparing it to his pinkie finger. Girl, that dude is experiencing a phallusy fallacy.

by keywest4life March 10, 2020