The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.
"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.
Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
Bob: "Ok"
Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.
by Pink Knickerz January 06, 2004
The homosapien male fertilizes a female's egg using a PENIS as a means of giving the fallopian tube swim team a head start.
by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008
by Coolguy420420 January 09, 2019
A penis is a third leg that tends to be used for more sexual things such as SEX! Florence still to this day holds the record for the biggest penis in the world! Her’s mesures an impressive 15,5 inches!!!🤩
by Yomamaisbootyfull February 23, 2019
1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.
2. Rick: haha the Giants lost
Bob: suck my peni
Rick: wait you have more than one?
Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
2. Rick: haha the Giants lost
Bob: suck my peni
Rick: wait you have more than one?
Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
by Tikibarberfan March 02, 2010
by lolz4lyfe December 06, 2006