Penis

The wiggliest organ in the human body, has purple at the end, is very veiny, is nestled on a VERY hairy ballsack, can squirt sour lemonade out of it's Jap Eye that can only be drunk by very special human beings, or it can squirt yummy goat's milk out, that is very nourishing to babies and little boys who have nothing else to do than drink their own penis made goats milk, and sell it to everyone in nice penis shaped bottles. Some penises are very special, and don't need a man to move around. They are called Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Wee Willy Winkee, and they are despised by all of humanity, even more than micro penises, and BBC's.

"OOOOWWWW!!!!!!! I got my wiggly little penis stuck in the elevator door, and now the whole shaft, not just the mushroom head, is purple!"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

penis

Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.

Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"

Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.

by Pink Knickerz January 5, 2004

penis

P.E.N.I.S. Paternal Egg Nourishing Insertion System

The homosapien male fertilizes a female's egg using a PENIS as a means of giving the fallopian tube swim team a head start.

by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008

Penis

A delicious snack made my men and sweeter than candy

Penis is so good
I can eat Penis all day

by Coolguy420420 January 9, 2019

Penis

A penis is a third leg that tends to be used for more sexual things such as SEX! Florence still to this day holds the record for the biggest penis in the world! Her’s mesures an impressive 15,5 inches!!!🤩

Tom: hey is that a snake?
Nicholas: No, it’s my penis you silly goofball!

by Yomamaisbootyfull February 22, 2019

Peni

1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".

1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

penis

otherwise known as the male brain

Can't solve a problem? USE YOUR PENIS!

by lolz4lyfe January 28, 2007