Gross morbid creatures, (usually with a small penis who lives in their mom's basement eating cheetos all day and weighs 900 pounds) who wants children to be miserable for the rest of their lives.
by LunaRitous July 10, 2019
Get the Pedophilemug. by Oiplzokhi May 7, 2018
Get the Pedophilemug. an individual who experiences romantic or sexual attraction to children. That does not mean, however, that they have or would ever act on their feelings and harm anyone.
Also, they do not choose to be this way; the preference is inborn in the same way that being straight or gay is.
Also, they do not choose to be this way; the preference is inborn in the same way that being straight or gay is.
Albert: "Did you know that most pedophiles/MAPs don't assault children?"
George: "Well, of course! Most people in general don't assault people who they are attracted to. And most sexual abusers of children aren't pedophilic."
Albert: "Are you telling me pedophiles are usually actually ethical human beings who recognize that rape is wrong, just like almost everyone else on the planet?"
George: "Yes, exactly! And they don't choose and cannot change being attracted to children, so we shouldn't bully them for it."
Albert: "Yeah, I guess it's like how people can't change their skin color or gender or sexual orientation. It's not their fault."
George: "Well, of course! Most people in general don't assault people who they are attracted to. And most sexual abusers of children aren't pedophilic."
Albert: "Are you telling me pedophiles are usually actually ethical human beings who recognize that rape is wrong, just like almost everyone else on the planet?"
George: "Yes, exactly! And they don't choose and cannot change being attracted to children, so we shouldn't bully them for it."
Albert: "Yeah, I guess it's like how people can't change their skin color or gender or sexual orientation. It's not their fault."
by Wrackspurts and Nargles September 8, 2019
Get the pedophilemug. by The Jester of Madness! November 11, 2015
Get the Pedophilemug. Yo-gay-sh: Dad my friends called me a pedophile for getting all sexual with a 9year old kid.
Dad: Even i had a feeling about it. And you proved me right. I'm proud of you.
Dad: Even i had a feeling about it. And you proved me right. I'm proud of you.
by Fake Thanos June 6, 2018
Get the Pedophilemug. by The Chronic Method May 19, 2016
Get the Pedophilemug. by planner93 March 20, 2010
Get the Pedophilingmug.