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Peak Evolution

The top of the bell curve in the evolution of man. The point in time at which the betterment of each generation over the previous one ceases to occur, and the species begins to backslide toward stupidity. Peak Evolution occurs when morons procreate faster than the enlightened.
The 2016 election would someday be seen as tangible evidence of peak evolution.
by The Jeff S February 5, 2017
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Peak Character

A character that is truly a work of art and is a masterpiece
by Iamtheonewhodoesntknock July 7, 2022
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PEAK SEX

When one breaks beyond conventional barriers into new frontiers and reaches PEAK SEX - this task is insurmountable for most and the side effects of PEAK SEX can be extremely dangerous given when one passes through the event horizon of PEAK SEX, they will never be the same again.
Back-to-back bareback raw anal with three women over a week, in Poland - PEAK SEX
by Tooting Mix November 12, 2019
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squaddy peak

when someone swings you in valorant and they automatically crouch
by Cherry boi January 4, 2023
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Ballmer peak

A supposed "peak" in programming ability caused by alcohol. The term was coined by an XKCD web comic: http://xkcd.com/323/. The phrase is in reference to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, who generally acts pretty crazy, much like an angry drunk, and hence the alcohol joke.

Somewhat ironically, Ballmer never wrote any production code while at Microsoft. His background is in business rather than engineering, though he is renowned for his ability to perform difficult mathematical calculations mentally.
I finished that programming assignment in one night thanks to the Ballmer Peak.

Man, they really must have overshot the Ballmer Peak when they wrote Vista.
by colonel forbin's ascent October 23, 2008
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Peak Fiction

by Yumesuke S. December 8, 2021
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Peak Fiction

What Morbius is
Bro have you seen peak fiction

Of course and I loved when he said I gonna MORB
by yomomfat June 17, 2022
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