Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.

I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.

by The G Ome September 3, 2022

Parents

Some fucking idiots who tell you what to do

My parents made me eat all my food

by Coolkidxxxxx November 9, 2018

Parents

(n) they're so fuckin strict

Friends: "hey let's hang out sometime"

Me: sorry my parents wont let me go out

by Lorxshit- June 4, 2020

parents

they raised u and shit but they dont GET u, yk?

ugh parents

by chooch-meister May 22, 2020

Parents

the assholes that force you to do everything and blame you for something they did. It’s not your fault, I promise. You’re perfect. Love you.

‘My parents were on a call last night, and blamed me for them overcooking the food while I was asleep?’

by Rowanglowz June 12, 2021

Parents

Your mums ur dad

Ur dads ur mum

Parents

by Step broooo September 15, 2019

Parents

The person who gave birth to you and had sex to have you. Also known as people who never loved you

"My parents were going out on a date and never came back"
"Why"
"Because they don't love me"
"Make sense neither does anybody else in the orphanage"

by Polish-Cow October 1, 2020