optical migraine

Visual equivalent of a thought giving you migraine.

That's a dope song but the video is giving me an optical migraine!

by Chirantan June 19, 2016

Fibre Optic Cable Core

A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.

someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"

by KingNitrusdaqueefius January 29, 2024

optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.

someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.

by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009

optical illusion

When u see it, it makes ur eyes trippy

My eyes are trippy bro
Bro have u seen an optical illusion
Yes

by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020

Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger

The optical inch makes nudes more impressive

by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020

Optical rectumitous

Shitty outlook on life

If this economy don't get better soon I may come down with a severe case of optical rectumitous.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023