the one

A mystical, quasi-religious figure, with powers formed by the collective belief that (s)he is The One.

"I'm not the One, sorry. I'm just an ordinary guy."

by Random Guy #fhqwhgads June 19, 2003

ones

beer. Origin: Homestar Runner. Often used after the word cold.

A One that is not Cold is hardly a One at all.

by c_thunder March 12, 2003

no one

who kyle waranis likes

Kyle who do you like?
NO ONE DAMNET!!!!

by cornhole March 26, 2004

one

Part of 1337 speak. Used by jackasses who want to show that they didn't forget to push the shift key but are using 1 instead of ! just to piss people off.

j00 SUXX0RS !!!!111oneone11one

by Nobody Important September 29, 2004

no-one

Synonym of nobody; the jerk responsible of all the world's mistakes. See noone.

I've just found the office microwave completely fucked-up. Who did it? No-one did; since this is shit no-one cares about.

by manigordo May 1, 2008

one-one

The first episode of the first season of a show (season one, episode one). The first level in a game with multiple worlds (world one, level one).

I don't want to start in the middle, show me one-one.

by PhillyHippy September 24, 2019

Ones

A form of fighting. To throw down the ones is to fight weaponless, one on one. ones must be called by one party or the other, and there has to be a good reason, shit talk etc. A person cannot call ones because someone else called ones on somone else.

"I call ones!"
"Wanna throw down the ones?"

by blackened April 17, 2004