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Newton abbot

Apsolute shit heap full of roadmen, chavs and pedophiles but the market is nice for 5p sour lollies
Person 1 - Ew look at that chav over there!
Person 2 - oh yeah they live in Newton abbot
Person 1- not surprised.
by Pickleypucks September 15, 2020
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Newton's second law

In physics, Newton's second law of motion is a relationship between the acceleration of an object and the forces that act on it. The law states that the sum of the forces applied to an object in an inertial frame of reference is the product of its acceleration by its mass.
Her: "Come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
by girl in image April 18, 2021
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Newton's Fatal

When you are double penetrating with your best mate, and your balls collide with one another, like a Newton's Cradle.

Instead of demonstrating the conservation of momentum and the conservation of energy, the collision of the two hairy ball bags sets off a catastrophic reaction, in turn causes the receiving party of said penetration to inflate like a blow up doll. This is due to the uncontrollable amount of semen created by the Newton's fatal.

If you are unable to visualise the inflated party in this scenario, it's fairly similar to when Violet Beauregarde turns into a Giant Blueberry. Although, the mass of the seminal fluid will ground the person in question, preventing them from floating up into the atmosphere
Melanie won't be in work today, she's suffered a Newton's Fatal.
by JBunnie February 16, 2022
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Nectort

"I drank some nectort today and went on a massive trip."

"I dipped my hand in the nectort and I had to get my hand amputated."
by nectortdrinker April 22, 2022
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Hoe-nection

When you "connect" with someone so you can use their subscriptions
"Do you still have Disney Plus?"
"Yeah, I'm using Kevins now."
"Oh so you have a new hoe-nection"
by BigDog x420x September 8, 2021
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Fig Newton

A mediocre guy either in looks, personality, or both. And although he is average in every way, he thinks he is basically Ryan Reynolds.
While they may stay fig newtons forever it is possible for them to transform into something…like an Oreo…..or even a chocolate chip cookie.
While they are rare, fig newtons can also be female.

Examples: Jeff and Lester from the TV show Chuck
Dwight from the office.

Frollo from Hunchback of Norte Dame
Farquad from Shrek
Prince Charming from Shrek 2
Hans from Frozen
J’son (Starlord’s ‘Dad’) from Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Mr. Collins from Pride and Prejudice (honorable mention Mr. Wickham)
Yeah, we talked a bit. But, he was a bit of a fig Newton so I’m not interested.

Oh, nah! He a fig newton.

He got that fig newton haircut.

He talks like a fig newton.

He was the figgiest of newtons.
by notafignewton March 26, 2022
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neotony

The retention of your juvenile exuberance while growing into your awkwardly adult body. Maintaining the untamed Sawyer-Finn disposition that grates on the nerves of those near you who are trying to develop higher faculties within physiologically adult selves.
"Your problem isn't vice, but neotony
by rodhandler December 22, 2003
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