California Necktie

When your friend puts his dick over your shoulder and you wear it like a necktie.

My buddy Tim gave me a California Necktie while I wasn't looking.

by Yankees10407 April 14, 2017

pearl necktie

When a dude pulls out and his ejaculate forms a straight line from her neck to her bellybutton.

He was so pent up that when he pulled out he gave her a pearl necktie.

by AltLore September 24, 2017

Canadian Necktie

A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.

Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.

by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018

Nuremberg necktie

A hangman's noose, especially one used to execute Nazi war criminals.

MSgt Woods fitted the Nazi colonel with a fashionable Nuremberg necktie.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 9, 2019

Virgin Necktie

When you use a long sock to rub one out while lying on your back and it drapes down your chest like a necktie

“Man, Joey’s really not handling the breakup well. He just lies in bed all day while eating Doritos in a virgin necktie”

by Zoso_Floyd December 13, 2020

Navarrete Necktie

Getting choked out at work by your state wrestling champ coworker when you told him you are a jujitsu master.

A person (of the jujitsu type) tells his coworker (a former state wrestling champ) that he can't be choked out. The coworker proceeds to send him on a spirit journey with the classic Navarrete Necktie. Yeet

by Napalm Seagull July 20, 2024

Haitian necktie

This is where somebody who does not agree with the current regime in Port of Prince Haiti is taken to a busy intersection of town and has a used tire fixed around their neck, and then that tire is doused with gasoline, and set on fire, thus killing the regime hater.

François was so anti-Duvalier that he was given a Haitian necktie.

by Mr Golfball or Golfball Jeff March 13, 2024