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Napster Sex

Sex that you Pay for now, that you used to be able to get for free......
ugh... man... I ended up getting a hooker the other night...

she was nasty... Total Napster Sex.
by T-Pain in a Refridgerator July 14, 2010
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Narpy

Someone who cares way too much about the rules or concerns themselves with you breaking the rules. These people are usually power freaks with no real authority over anybody but continues domineering their peers to satisfy their need to feel in control.
Ethan: Maddy why are you looking at your phone during the quiz! We have an honor code!

Maddy: Can you shut the fuck up and mind your own business? You’re narpy as fuck!
by Italiangirl99 June 16, 2019
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napsacking

The art of pretending to be tired before having sex so that you can immediately fall asleep afterwards and skip the pillow talk, emotional breakdown, honest confessions, etc..
I knew that she was wanting to talk about the abortion so I made sure to look like I was napsacking as soon as she came over.
by B-rad D. March 14, 2012
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Napspit

When you are at a dinner and you need to discard a poor tasting food, you bring your napkin up as if to wipe your mouth, and spit out the food.
I didn't want to be rude and I didn't want to swallow either. So I napspit out that horrible tasting cooking when no one at the table was looking.
by TecateFox November 3, 2013
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Narp Vader

A NARP that has become so consumed with the NARP lifestyle that he cannot live life any other way; a NARP that has gone completely to the Dark Side.

Narp Vader is also in complete denial of his current dwelling within the realm of the Dark Side.

Narp Vader is generally against any form of fun, even when it is none of his goddamn business.

Whereas Darth Vader wears a dark mask and cape, Narp Vader is capable of blending into most crowds, making him a far more dangerous threat.
Eric: So Vader, I heard you're doing training this year.

Narp Vader: Yeah they totally made me. I had no choice.

Eric: Really? So did you apply to do anything else?

Narp Vader: ..... *Makes Darth Vader noise*.....
by Luke Skynarper November 6, 2013
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napsugar

Usually goes to the IB programme.

"She's such an IB student"

She's sweet like sugar, and usually hangs around with species called Sandra and Mirella. She thinks that they're great fun.
guy- Who is that sweet girl?
girl- OMG! that's Napsugar
by CoolBoy123456789101112 October 2, 2017
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Napsent

When someone doesn't show up (is absent) like they were supposed to because they decided to take "a quick nap" earlier. They are still sleeping.
"Where's Wes? He was supposed to bring the stuff!"

"Bruh, you should know better than to depend on Wes for anything. You know he's always napsent when you need him."
by Zealotte March 15, 2019
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