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Musked

when you're about to snort coke out of a guys asshole but he farts
me and my boyfriend were hanging out, snorting coke out each others asshole, then he musked me
by jackme11 September 27, 2018
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got musked!

Foolishly believing in random information given out by Elon Musk.

As we all know, Elon Musk told a lot of things in the past and today we understand that most was simply for marketing purposes and to raise stock prices.

He often manages to illude people by only giving out the most juicy parts.

Eg.
Elon Musk: "Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance."

Our imagination translates this into a car which will last for 1 million miles. However the fact is that any similar part can last forever in a very well oiled environment because the friction is near to none. We should be careful to not get musked in future.
Elon Musk: Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
Short Seller: I got musked!
by reality_one October 19, 2018
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Musse

The type of guy who shits on the side of the toilet to make less noise
Weird musse
by _-thanos-_ October 23, 2018
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you got me messed up

Getting someone mad or having them frustrated. Pretty self explainable.
A1-Did you see dat girl Lanaika? Oh ma god!
A2-She hella bootsy! she got me messed up!

E1-Bitch!
E2-Hell No, bITCH! You got me messed up!
by Bootsyself December 30, 2007
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Missed Opporpoonity

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.
Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"

Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity
by Ralford November 19, 2010
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Musse

one of THE sweetest people alive.

you won't find anyone as awkwardly cute and funny as him.

his jokes'll make you crack up even if you're on the verge of tears.

he loves you no matter what.

and so do you.
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Mused

1. When a person (usually female) inspires you, artistically or otherwise, verb.
2. When an obvious change in a person occurs, usually because of a significant other (usually female), adj.
1. She Mused him quickly, like a good woman often does to a man who just may deserve her.

2. "What happened with John? He got a job, shaved...?"
"Oh, you didn't here. Dude is Mused. Totally different guy."
by anonymous December 10, 2014
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