Miss Muffet

A third person term a lady may use when speaking of her pussy in polite society.

Miss Muffet needs some attention. Can I come see you tonight around 11?

by meganelizabeth July 15, 2005

Spanish Muffler

When a girl is having VIOLENT diarrhea and you shove your penis in her ass to plug it and the diarrhea squirts everywhere.

My girlfriend ate some bad sandwich meat and it gave her the Spanish Muffler

by elf warrior 2000 December 1, 2009

Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

mufflerman

A clean man who puts mufflers and other exhaust parts on cars.

Herb is the best mufflerman in the shop.

by Herb April 26, 2004

muffled trumpet

The result of a person farting with a dick in their butt.

Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.

by Josh Hudes March 16, 2008

muffleupagus

(noun): a bitch with a huge hairy muff. Be careful with this term, for the bitch's muff must be as massive and hairy as Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.

Evan: Dude Bryan's at it again with those big girls!
Mike: No shit, he loves those muffleupagus bitches!

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008

Muffled banshee

When your doing your girl doggy style and you ass punch with your middle finger inserting into her rectum and she screams into the pillow like a banshee

Last night my wife asked for something new so I gave her a muffled banshee.

by Ah350z66 September 6, 2014