(noun): a bitch with a huge hairy muff. Be careful with this term, for the bitch's muff must be as massive and hairy as Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.
Evan: Dude Bryan's at it again with those big girls!
Mike: No shit, he loves those muffleupagus bitches!
Mike: No shit, he loves those muffleupagus bitches!
by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008
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A woman (ranging in size from thick to unusually large) who is wearing a ruffled shirt or dress to conceal any rolls, flab, or muffin top action she may have going on. Not necessarily ugly, the Ruffleupagus is often mislabeled as "The D.U.F.F." This beast is far more dangerous than the "Grenade" due to her unrelenting and smothering "friendliness". Males often find they will NOT get a word in with the other more attractive members of her herd because she just. won't. go. away. The Ruffleupagus will generally pout and/or over-indulge in alcohol if she feels threatened, ignored, or disrespected, thereby causing a tremendous scene which will inevetably destroy the rest of everyone's evening. The Ruffleupagus can be overcome via cunning tactics or well-rehearsed teamwork, or by the intervention of a seasoned Ruffleupagus hunter. (some guys like the taste of Ruffleupagus meat. Blaargh.)
Side note: A group of such women, should they choose to congregate, he referred to as a faggle, at which point they are referred to as "Ruffalo".
-Noun
A woman (ranging in size from thick to unusually large) who is wearing a ruffled shirt or dress to conceal any rolls, flab, or muffin top action she may have going on. Not necessarily ugly, the Ruffleupagus is often mislabeled as "The D.U.F.F." This beast is far more dangerous than the "Grenade" due to her unrelenting and smothering "friendliness". Males often find they will NOT get a word in with the other more attractive members of her herd because she just. won't. go. away. The Ruffleupagus will generally pout and/or over-indulge in alcohol if she feels threatened, ignored, or disrespected, thereby causing a tremendous scene which will inevetably destroy the rest of everyone's evening. The Ruffleupagus can be overcome via cunning tactics or well-rehearsed teamwork, or by the intervention of a seasoned Ruffleupagus hunter. (some guys like the taste of Ruffleupagus meat. Blaargh.)
Side note: A group of such women, should they choose to congregate, he referred to as a faggle, at which point they are referred to as "Ruffalo".
Last night at the bar, these three hotties rolled in with a huge Ruffleupagus. We identified her easily because of her husky build and the ruffled black shirt she wore in an effort to fool us into thinking she was on par with the rest of the group.... like we couldn't tell she was too havy for the ride, lollollollollol.
by FiFTy FooT FoX April 24, 2011
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1) An insult, cross between that sesame street character and a twat.
2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.
2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.
1) Dude, you need a haircut, you look like a muffleufagus!
2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.
2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.
by Dwight August 3, 2005
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