muffleupagus

(noun): a bitch with a huge hairy muff. Be careful with this term, for the bitch's muff must be as massive and hairy as Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street.

Evan: Dude Bryan's at it again with those big girls!
Mike: No shit, he loves those muffleupagus bitches!

by get it wet 6 February 19, 2008