#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.
#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).
#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).
I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.
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Guy 2: What a night! First we had dinner, and then we went to his place and I got an amazing a frosty moustache!
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