Montrose, PA

Basically Montrose is just some tiny town like 20 minutes South of actual Hell on Earth (aka Binghamton NY). The town is full of old bastards with beer bellies and 16 year old stoners who will literally go nowhere in life. The Montrose School District is also so freaking large in radius, it can take over an hour to get to a friend's house in the district. To make the school district even worse, tey usually win about two football games a season. Going to Montrose is one hell of a gamble, mostly because you'll either feel the urge to buy a pair of hunting boots you'll NEVER use, or you'll be baked like a f*cking cake and youll end up moving to Montrose, therefore ruining your life. Don't worry though, Montrose is so small you'd miss it if you weren't paying attention. Basically, just stay the f*ck away from Montrose!

God, I have to go see my family that lives in Montrose, PA
Well, since you'll be there, can you find me some good drugs?

by fudpucker9.5 January 3, 2017

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montro

Combination of the words mantra and motto. Shares the same meaning.

"Blame Roger first....that's her montro"

Taken from Episode 4, Season 3 of The Closer.

by Zweihander-FA March 28, 2010

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moston

To smack a person in the forehead with a quick snap of the wrist using the palm of your hand.

Did you hear the crack when I mostoned that dude?

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Moltron

Derived from the word moded. Moded was used by almost every damn Hispanic girl in the 80's and early 90's in California. As a result of every freaking Hispanic broad using the word moded they started to be known as Moltron's.

Those girls use the word moded so much they are a bunch of moltron's.

by Sir Charles July 28, 2007

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