mosquito bite tits 

Little tits the size of mosquito bites as on young children or skinny women

yo did you see her little mosquito bite tits
yeah i hate that double D's for me man

mosquito bite tits by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007

mosquito tinnitus 

A ringing in the ears that sounds like a hovering mosquito, brought on by the anticipation that mosquitoes WILL begin to torment you just as you are dozing off.

I spent half the night swatting mosquitoes that weren’t there. Guess it was just mosquito tinnitus.

mosquito tinnitus by Bottom Ford August 21, 2010

Mosquito Bloke 

The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.

"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"

Mosquito Bloke by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

Mosquito ting

A gyal that always trying to suck a nigga, like a mosquito

Sapphire wouldn't stop hitting my line last night. She a mosquito ting fr bruv.

Mosquito ting by coolman4200 July 11, 2018

mosquito twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of mosquitoes.

Entirely different, from the twatting sticks used in zen

I'm going to twat that mosquito, with my mosquito twatter.

mosquito twatter by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

mosquito plant 

what you tell your kids if they find your weed(marijuana)in the back yard

dad whats that?? why son it is just a mosquito plant

mosquito plant by Jake Judkins May 25, 2007

Mosquito Bite 

1)A female suffering from undersized mammary glands.
2)An irreversible disorder that affects many unlucky women.
3)Small ass boobs; This may correlate with flat asses.
4)DONT MESS WITH DEM EASTFIELD NIGGAZZ...

Blessy Thomas from Mesquite, Texas suffers from mosquito bites.

Mosquito Bite by Kootchie Patrol December 15, 2008