Mort

A word someone would randomly say in a chat as to confuse someone

Me: Mort
My friend: what?

by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019

Mort

The definition of a Mort is a person who is a complete and utter idiot , Stupid , Dumb.

A bloke I know Peter is a deadset Mort cause he always fucks up.

by Bigfellaatlarge May 30, 2020

Mort

Girlfriend/Link

You shagged your Mort yet?

by Gareth Johnson September 13, 2020

Mort

Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.

Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.

by cobcob September 26, 2012

Mort

The urge to put your feet inside another person’s body cavities.

Mortar?! I hardly know her

by Sethamphetamine January 18, 2023

Mort

The name of a powerful creature that lives in basements

AAAAAA FUCK IT'S MORT

by Liplarnap January 23, 2023

Mort

The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not

Yo look at the dude on the bicep curl machine hes such a mort

by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023