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mort cunt

Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!
by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021
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Mort

a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.

Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard
Dude, Mort only killed 47384839 people today, he must be having a good day
by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022
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Mort

by TherminatorTheThotSlayr June 2, 2021
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geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot
Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!
by loncapa January 30, 2024
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Mort

You shagged your Mort yet?
by Gareth Johnson September 13, 2020
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Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it
Camavinga is better then gavi
Stop with the mort takes bro
by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023
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Morting

absolutely slurpin on them dogs (aka toes), preferably with light, tropical music playing
Morting, verb
My uncle asked to mort me, this was his third offense.
by dinglebaka123 March 12, 2023
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