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Martensville, Saskatchewan

A town in Saskatchewan that thinks they are superior to all the nearby towns because IT'S A CITY DERP DERP DERP.

And sucks poop.
Martensville, Saskatchewan guy: Let's laugh at all the other peasants.

Other: Yes, let's. Ha ha ha ha ha!
by memememan March 16, 2011
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Monte

A man usually with a penis sizing from 9-15in long, Monte can out-size everyone in the West Coast
Is a sex master and can make a girl cry with his mind, the girl is crying because she remembers the deep dick in her pussy like it was yesterday.He will ravish a snatch in a heartbeat.
Hey did you see that guy at the beach a second ago... his penis was almost as big as Monte's is.
by Jizzmaster123 December 4, 2010
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molten

Extremely hot.

Another word with the same meaning as cool or pro.
"That soup is molten."

"I wish i was molten."
by (Thomas C.) July 1, 2008
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Montebello Masher

This regional favorite consists of three parts. It requires a person to defecate on another person's face (preferably a hard stool). The person then urinates on the feces and face. The last step necessary to complete this fetish favorite is key. This is where the name of the move is derived. The person then sits on the other person's face subsequently "mashing" the urine and feces into them.
Sorry, toilet is broken. Ever heard of the Montebello Masher?
by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010
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molten core

A place to relax in the world of azeroth, sometimes refered to as monotony core or molten bore.
Thank god tonight we are running molten core, it's about time I caught up on some zzz's from all this raiding.
by Koruptwon August 8, 2006
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monte carlo

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars were in 81-88. The best lookin hot rod made in the 80's.
That dude got him a nice ass monte carlo SS.
by monte guy March 8, 2004
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Monted

Getting so fucked, dope or dank that you reach a point of no return to the normal world.
I got so monted last night that I do not remember where i live.
by GOONKING June 6, 2014
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