mooch

Someone who takes and takes but never gives. They could take food, money or anything that you give them but never give you anything in return.

Aaron is such a moocher. He keeps asking me for money and never drops a penny!

by KelKell August 22, 2009

moocher

Someone who always asks for things and favors constantly and will never leave you alone. They will ask for money, rides to places, for you to do simple tasks they could do easily but they think the whole world should cater to them, basically just a leech to everyone around them, a parasite to the community.

Mitchell Katz wont leave me alone, he keeps pestering me for rides places when he most likey can get a ride from his parents but he doesnt bother to ask them. He takes advantage of others to compensate for his laziness and lack of responsibility for his own well being. Expects others to take care of his needs and desires without ever returning the favor.

by Josh March 11, 2005

Straight Month

This is a month to celebrate heterosexuality aka being straight RESPECTIVELY. Not getting children involve, or forcing our sexuality down people’s throats. Straight month begins and ends at July 1st-August 1st.

Straight guy 1: yo bruh it’s July 1st you know what that means!

Emily: NOOOOOOOO!!! *Dies of gAe*
Straight guy 2: hell yeah, bruh can’t wait to fuk my girl I love straight month.

Straight guy 3: LET’S CELEBRATE AND HAVE PARADES YEAH!

by A.I.B June 19, 2021

ass eating awareness month

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries

Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month

by Ass God February 3, 2018

Moocher

Someone who survives off anothers income. Someone who believes that they are owed something for nothing. One who even if they have their own money, food, clothes, etc. will still use someone else's first. Even if that someone else is more poor.

I can't believe you are letting him stay here! All he does is eat our food, drink our beer, watch our t.v. and still has the nerve to ask us if we can loan him money! What a moocher!

Dude, quit moochin all my beer!

That moocher isn't getting a dime from me!

by Leesanne January 10, 2006

18 months

Five fcking years...

We are going on hiatus, it's only going to be 18 months.

by NiallHoranLarryIsReal May 9, 2020

moochin

to laze, chill, and generally do nothing

a: 'coming out for a pint or two later'
b: 'nah, been a heavy week, gonna spend the evenin moochin'

by Gurfy July 4, 2003