jacob montgomery

Big and chubby dude who usually sits in the couch and eats pork rinds all day

He is so jacob montgomery right now!

by peter34 December 14, 2013

AJ Montgomery

The coolest kid alive that has a Swagg you would kill for

Yo bro, I saw AJ Montgomery yesterday and asked him to sign my Marker Cap.

by PieMang August 23, 2011

mr.montgomery

Is a nigga ass bitch with a big nose and has a lot of blackheads and pimples and stands like a banana he says shhh all the time and K we home one day you might meet a Mr.Montgomery

Mr.montgomery is a bitch.

by Campa Campbell July 12, 2017

Montgomery mudflop

Give a girl anal then thundersmack the bitch across the face

Sebi: Yo man i anint too cool but i Montgomery mudflopped my girl last night
Mike:......thats fucked up

by N-Dog, Guido January 14, 2009

Montgomerie

A less homosexual name for monti

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Jeff Montgomery

Jeff Montgomery is a phrase used if you are pro as fuck. it is most widely used in gay to gay online chat.

omg u are so jeff monty!!! :D

or

You ever heard of Jeff Montgomery?????

by Richi_Lah April 30, 2009

montgomery de la cruz

A weirdo bully with internalized homophobia who sticks broomsticks up peoples asscracks

Person 1: "Omg stop bullying me emily"
Person 2: "If you knew montgomery de la cruz you wouldn't say that"
Person 1: "Why??"
Person 2: "Has emily ever stuck a broom up your ass?"
Person 1: "No"
Person 2: "there ya go"

by buzzlightyearsasscum May 23, 2021