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Milton

Milton is a suburb under boston, and its the least Suburban Suburb i have ever seen in my life. The West Side is almost all black and the East Side is all Irish.

The girls in Milton are fine. They are all slutty and classy but not snobby.

Alot of people think Milton is Rich and snobby but thats only certain areas, and you won't hear of thos kids because they go to private schools cuz they are pussies.

Southie and milton have a great relationship, i dont know why but they do. There's alot of dating and friendship among them.

The Quincy kids don't really like Milton. But everyone hates Quincy anyways so no one really cares. haha
TOP HANGOUTS IN MILTON:
east milton Square
the high school
the crater
Andrews Park
Cunnigham
Tedeshki
the Milton Food Mart
Kelly Field
drink all day
party all night
Fuck every boy in sight

sluts&Assholes from Milton know what a good time is!
by irishmoflow January 25, 2012
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Milton

When playing the card game Hearts, the Milton is the player who stops the Power Run. This is always the second player to take points, therefore eliminating any chance of a Power Run for that hand.
Nad was one trick away from taking all 26 points when all of the sudden Jeff Walljewed, and took the final heart.

"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.

"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.
by Nad Retard August 24, 2009
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Molson Scale

A determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. Comes from Canadian brewing company Molson. Merged with Coors because Canadian beer sucks. The higher the number, the worse the situation.
She's overweight, but I'll smash. How many more on the Molson Scale?
Ehhh...go with 5
by amato24 February 21, 2011
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Milton

Many definitions, a Milton can be a strap on Penis, a real Penis or anything you can stick into a female.

Many people worship the Milton as a type of God, they believe it brings peace and pleasure to daily lives.

The Milton plays a very important part in the lives of very many Greenwood High School students. We very much worship The Milton.
Yoooo, I told some random person to suck my Milton, & they looked at me like i just proposed to them.
by Giggles305 February 19, 2011
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Milton

The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.
Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."

Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."
by Mbleh October 28, 2007
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andy milonakis

Unfortunately, most of the people have been misled with the relation between Gary Coleman and Andy Milonakis. Coleman had a congenital kidney dysfunction which caused an autoimmune regection of the kidney. Stunting Gary's growth giving him a small stature. Andy has a pituitary gland dysfunction, which came out stunting almost all of his growth. Andy Milonakis rose to fame on the internet with his "SuperBowl is Gay" song along with a slew of other songs, mostly freestyle raps. He has his own TV show, which to some veiwers, marks as the start of the downfall of MTV. Others do not agree and claim he is quite humorous. From a critical point of view <my view> He seems mediocre, like most of TV, his humor can only hit to one side of the audience, opposite of me. His humour to me is bland, but I respect the other side, so to them it is good, and their opinions are of signifigant value as well.
by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad September 13, 2005
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Milton Mass

short for Milton Massacre, it is a set from JTown with the biggest bunch of punk bitches out there
also known as Milton Mafia but either way they dont go hard
Milton Mass was founded by a true wanksta commonly called Koch,
him, Clifford and Boneyard rep it to the fullest but cannot back it up with basketball skills, freestyle skills, or pretty much anything except a good couple tags

Milton Mass can also be used as an adjective
" F!@# Milton Mass!!!"

or

"Look at that Milton Mass bitch"
by BeevyStee March 14, 2009
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