Micropenis

A famous Greek philosopher known for his many theories such as how there are more nipples in the world than humans or how the word mono-syllabic is not mono-syllabic. Pronounced (mi-craw-peh-nis) rather than (mi-cro-pee-nis).

Dude... have you ever thought about how we call a house a home, but a mouse is not a mome.

Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.

by CornwallTCollingsly September 1, 2018

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Microphallus

A very, very small penis.

Guy 1: "Hey I heard Jalen Roberts has a microphallus!"
Guy 2: "Yeah! His penis is even smaller than young thugs!"

by Ralen Joberts February 12, 2017

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fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.

U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.

by the shoegazer October 20, 2010

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micropeen

Adjective for a very small penis.

You have a micropeen.

by jenk February 23, 2005

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microplatinum

used to describe a flop of a musical effort by implying that the album sold literally 10 copies:

micro = 1 / 1,000,000

platinum = 10,000,000

micro*platinum = 10

Jane: Hey, have you heard that new D.J. Hairy Henry album?

John: D.J. who?

Jane: Hairy Henry. He has like 4 CDs out.

John: Yeah? 4 CDs? Well I guess he wanted to add another
microplatinum album to his collection.

by crazyguy June 16, 2008

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