Messiah Dorsey DAY

National messiah day all the huzz text his phone and flirt wit him

It’s all may 1-31 it’s is messiah Dorsey day cause he the goat

by Messiahaurafarming May 25, 2025

The Messiah

A footballer that can play in a number of positions. Recently known for playing Right Back.

I wonder where Neil Critchley has played the Messiah Today

Ben Garrity is The Messiah

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 17, 2020

Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.

After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.

by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020

The Messiah

Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!

Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!

by DawgK May 11, 2021

Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).

The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.

by metawave November 10, 2021

Cum messiah

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me

When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.

by pOng_wong August 24, 2021

Glick Messiah

1. A person who eats hot dogs with sliced bread instead of hot dog buns
2. Someone who sucks dick (figuratively and literally)

“Bruh, hop off you glick messiah”

by Yung Dark Chocolate September 21, 2021