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microwave-meal mate 

Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,

it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.

Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.
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Short Meal 

Synonymous with "Side Piece", sometimes lover.
Because he is with me a few times a week, most people think he and I are serious about each other. Actually, he's only a Short Meal. Convenience.
Short Meal by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021

Nappy Meal Challenge 

A hood rat challenge that tests the resolve of even the thirstiest and most hard hitting African Americans. It involves the consumption of 2, 40 ounce malt beverages (preferably steel reserve for a maximum cost to alcohol ratio), 5 pieces of extra crispy fried chicken, and half a watermelon. With all these taking no longer then the duration of a black comedy such as Pooty Tang, Black Dynamite, Tyler Perry, etc...
Dude Chris was so fucked up after completing the Nappy Meal challenge he fell and broke that kitchen table. Dang, Henry's gonna be real mad.

three fries short of a happy meal

Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*

among us happy meal 

The Among Us Happy Meal is a Mc.Donalds food item found only at the time 3:00AM.
Edward: Ok guys, so we just found out, WHEN YOU GO TO MCDONALDS, YOU CAN ORDER THE.. AMONG US HAPPY MEAL! THATS RIGHT! THE AMONG US HAPPY MEAL!

whole meal 

dammmm she a whole meal bro
whole meal by pusss$y February 19, 2017

Shit in my Happy Meal

When something happens in your life that's so bad its like getting a fresh delicious Happy Meal when you're starving to death opening the bag and seeing a big wad of shit on top!
Falling down the up escalator was a Shit in my Happy Meal