sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie July 6, 2010

Frat Material

Any type of fabric silk, cashmere, etc that automatically attracts a hoard of bitches.

After wearing a tommy bahama shirt made out of some fresh frat material, John was surrounded by more bitches than he could count.

by PMPmstr April 20, 2015

orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 8, 2017

eating material

A female so hot that she is worthy of being eaten out.

That woman is so fine; she is definitely eating material!

by Cunnilinguist96 December 25, 2010

material gorl

a fucking great song

hey john MATERIAL GORL

by Skythesimp December 31, 2021

material squirrel

When a squirrel is materialistic.

I´m a ✨material squirrel.✨

by oikawaissuperior April 24, 2022

Libidinal Materialism

A metaphysical framework developed by the philosopher Nick Land which posits that thought and language are inadequate to know the Real. You have to be afflicted by the Real through affect, and that is the only way you can truly know it.

Libidinal Materialism says that reality is stored in the balls.

by PulsatingShadow December 11, 2020