madsturbating

Masturbating while being a very mad bro to release some steam.

Madsturbating bro: Im so fucking pissed off right now that I need to go to the bathroom right quick for few minutes.

by 10 feet long penis November 20, 2010

masturbathing

Masturbating while in the shower taking a bath

Brad: Hey, Tom whatcha doing? Tom: oh I was just masturbathing
Ohh

by Monster Kidd May 27, 2010

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003

masturwaiting

The act of masturbating while waiting for a significant other to have sex with.

Alex was masturwaiting for at least 20 minutes before James arrived.

by orlando mun September 20, 2009

Masturbating

Playing with yourself

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"

by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

Maturbating

To masturbate maturely, typically while wearing a monocle, top hat, and smoking from a corn cob pipe

I wish to partake in the act of Maturbating, where did I leave my monocle and cob pipe?

by Veretus September 5, 2010