MacNuts

Testicles. A play on fastfood and a men's "junk", his genitals.

See also MacNuggets

Girl 1: You have to hit them in the junk!
Girl 2: Between the legs?!
Girl 1: Yeah, but make sure to hit the MacNuts!

Guy 1: Dude, she kicked you in the nuts in a McDonald's does that make them MacNuts now?! Haha
Guy 2: Fuck you, it's not funny!

by DaveDH July 24, 2022

jerry magnuson

The inventor of the Posi-Pour. It is commonly found on the tops of liquor bottles in bars and restarunts. The Posi-Pour is a liquor controll method that pours exactly one shot.

Jerry Magnuson invented the Posi-Pour and made a lot of money.

by Jmagnus July 30, 2008

totally magnum

something that is awesome or amazing at the largest level possible

dude, i just won $100,000 on a scratch ticket!

that's totally magnum bro!

by xtomedgex July 11, 2010

Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

Jhett Magnum

One of the main supporting characters from the show "Adventures of Officer BukkNasty and Flaccid Mandingo". Jhett Magnum is a Cyborg detective from the year 2043.

He the ability to:
1. Turn into an actual Jet or any part of his body.
2. Solve crimes by licking where it happened.
3. Combine Martial Arts w/ .44 Magnum.
4. Transform into "Jet Maximus"

"Jhett Magnum!? More like Jhett Darsh!"

by Jhett Magnum March 9, 2015

ole magnus

bigg pp and wery small head. popular as a decoy in the hipanic mafia in loss angeles. Ole in Ole Magnus means klisette/ sticky. Magnus in Ole Magnus means Skillsmismme/divorce

did u Ole Magnus in that manns ass?
how is to do ole magnus autist sound

by Anus åpneren September 23, 2020

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!

Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.

by E. Barlow June 22, 2021