cougar magnet

A young male who frequently attracts the sexual advances of older sexually aggressive women. See 'cougar'.

Wow another older woman is hitting on Mike, he's a real cougar magnet.

by Thought Criminal January 21, 2008

Flag

Get the cougar magnet mug.

Pussy magnet

A man or woman who attracts the attention of a lot of women or cats.

George Clooney is such a pussy magnet.

I've got catnip at home, it's a total pussy magnet.

by Dukkemand January 22, 2015

Flag

Get the Pussy magnet mug.

Any anatomical feature so outstanding (be it for size, attractiveness or freakishness) that it commands one's attention at first glance and is difficult to not notice, double-take, stare-at or rubber-neck.

Woman: "What are you staring at?"
Man: "Come on; don't act like you don't know you're harboring eye magnets! You look like you're smuggling twins on the black market"
Woman: "Jerk."
Man: "Maybe later."

by Shandooga McGluckfeez November 4, 2010

Flag

Get the Eye Magnet mug.

porcelain magnets

you shit with such force that it obtains an adhesive that allows it to stick to the walls of the toilet

I had post-mexican blowout and discovered my tirade left the toilet riddled with porcelain magnets.

by Porcelain Magneteer October 18, 2007

Flag

Get the porcelain magnets mug.

shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.

"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."

by D. Gould January 3, 2007

Flag

Get the shit magnet mug.

DILF Magnet

A girl, usually in her early to mid-twenties, who tend to attract older men who are typically married & usually have kids. A girl can only claim the title of a "DILF Magnet" if she goes for an extended period of time of only getting hit on by DILFs & not guys her own age.

Jordyn: *siiigh of frustration* It happened again....
Chelsey: How old was this one?
Jordyn: 37.
Chelsey: Divorced?
Jordyn: and two kids.
Chelsey: God J, you're such a DILF Magnet!

by Perfect4 August 21, 2012

Flag