Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection via pumping blood into their penis using their mind. This in reference to when somebody is "full mast".

This can help train people (especially those with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.

I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could get it to stand up straight.

by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024

Masting

One who masts is somebody trying to force an erection by pumping blood into their penis via using their mind. This is reference when somebody is "full mast".
This excersize can help train a person (especially one with erectile dysfunction) to be able to gain and sustain a boner.

I woke up this morning and started masting to see if I could make my penis stand upright.

by SoyDawgSaw December 13, 2024

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: It is a bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Maffing

A furry (Mads) yiffing in a hot tub.

Yo that chicken got him straight up Maffing. He got his gooning setup ready and everything.

by Gurlumbgutsa April 9, 2025

Matting

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

maftning

when you're too lazy to say, "good morning, afternoon, evening!"

"good maftning everyone~"
"good maftning y'all, hope you're doing well!"

by thejejining July 5, 2025