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a cupcake without icing...hence a bald cupcake.
muffin by Koinu-chan March 29, 2009
A cute girl with small squishy, yet perky muffin like breasts

could refer to a girlfriend or a close girl friend that is used like a cuddle buddy
Nick: this is my muffin
*girl waves*
Nick: i could hug her for DAYZ!!

Caleb: you bragging son of a bitch..>_>
Muffin by Nick Stone September 16, 2009
a tea-bag executed by a lady
Sara totally just muffined your corpse.
muffin by jacob pederson April 29, 2008
It's pretty much a naked cupcake.
Imma eat that muffin, yo!
Muffin by Dracia January 7, 2010
"I grabbed her muffin/muff."
muffin by Diego August 18, 2003
muffins means sex. You can say muffins anytime you would normally say the word sex.
I like muffins! We had muffins last night.
Home-made muffins
Otis spunkmeyer muffins (old people sex)
Lemon poppy seed muffins (sex when you're high)
muffin by ataranlen September 7, 2006