Definitions by ataranlen

muffin

muffins means sex. You can say muffins anytime you would normally say the word sex.

I like muffins! We had muffins last night.
Home-made muffins
Otis spunkmeyer muffins (old people sex)
Lemon poppy seed muffins (sex when you're high)

muffin by ataranlen September 7, 2006