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Cockblocker

Anyone who prevents a male from having sexual intercourse with an another for various reasons.
He followed them home to cockblock his friend from having sex.
by B-Unit December 8, 2003
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Cockblocker

Opposite of a Wingman. A person who deliberately gets in your way of scoring in attempt of them getting laid by the same lady you are going for. A player hater who won't let you get back on third base by blocking and gets you out of the game. somemone who has less of a chance of getting laid by the same lady and still decides to block you from getting laid as well.
In a room are two people engaging foreplay and the cockblocker walks in the room and physically gets inbetween the two partners preventing them from further foreplay/intercourse. I got cockblocked! partly due to hating on a player.
by Clinton Ziza Smith May 10, 2006
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e-cockblock

1. When you are about to watch porn, and right as the video loads, you get an Instant Message (AIM, MSN, YAHOO, etc) that blocks the video.

2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.
Oh my god, I was watching some great lesbian porn when I got e-cockblocked by my friend!
by hoboX10 July 16, 2009
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Cockblocked

The intentional hindrance or disruption of the act of consensual sex with malicious intent.
While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.
by KillaKinz March 1, 2009
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walking cockblock

A person who prevents a friend from layin' down his game or lays down game on a female that he KNOWS his friend is into, just because he can. See Cockblock or SlickD.
SlickD macks on everyone's chicks. What a walking cockblock.
by Gaetani April 20, 2003
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cockblocker

People that making getting some a lot more difficult that it should be.
Everyone I know is a cockblocker. Get a hobby that doesn't affect me, dammit.
by blank June 9, 2003
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cockblock

a person who comes between you and a successful score by continually derailing the train or showing up at the worst times possible with inane, unrelated blather
a woman who won't shut up when you're trying to chat up her best friend
by kitznegari November 9, 2002
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