Lesbeans

When a female bean is attracted to another female bean. Also used as a phrase to describe adorable lesbians.

Slowly, the two beans began to fall in love. Lex bean and Liv bean lived happily ever after as lovers and lesbeans.

by Certified Lesbian October 6, 2020

lutefisk lesbian

A lutefisk lesbian is a lesbian of Norwegian extraction, typically found in Minnesota or North Dakota. She is referred to as such because of their propensity to eat on holidays lutefisk, a type of jellied cod soaked in lye.

I'm proud to say that I'm a lutefisk lesbian.

by banana oil May 28, 2006

lesbian magnet

a heterosexual female that attracts lesbians. When at a bar more females hit on you than men

By the way the lesbians were coming on to her it was oibvious she was a lesbian magnet.

by c.a.t. July 22, 2007

chapstick lesbian

A lesbian that's close to the center, maybe slightly on the femme side, of the femme-butch spectrum. A lesbian on the butch side of center, might be more accurately considered a soft butch.

A very typical look is shoulder-length hair with a mens-fit tshirt, jeans, and Timbs/Doc Martens/Vans. They might wear no makeup at all or they might do some combination of foundation/mascara/concealer. They wouldn't usually do a full eyeshadow/eyeliner/falsh lashes/lipstick situation. Alternatively, chapsticks might lean towards athletic clothing like sports bras, basketball shorts, and muscle tanks. Formally, they might wear a suit jacket over a more feminine shirt or a women's fit button up rather than a suit or a dress. Other typical chapstick clothing items include looser-fit jean jackets, leather jackets, flannels, collared shirts, beanies, and baseball caps worn forwards or backwards. To see a variety of chapstick looks I would search up King Princess, Amy Ordman, Samira Wiley, Gaby Dunn (who is actually bi, not a lesbian), Ashley Perez (I believe she identifies as queer), Ava Palazzolo, Breanne Williamson, AmbersCloset, and Ally Hills on instagram (all of whom are really great queer creators/influencers/celebrities to check out if you happen to be looking). Also on TV check out Casey in Atypical (also bi); Yorkie in the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror; and Alex, Nicky, and Poussey in Orange is the New Black.

Friend 1: Hey, do you think I'm butch or femme?
Friend 2: Neither really... I think you're more of a chapstick lesbian.

by anon1358 July 15, 2019

lesbian nascar

The sport of Roller Derby which is mostly populated by lesbians of the brawny form roller skate in an oval only turning left. The exact rules are unknown but an audience is typically achieved by serving beer at the event.

"Hey guys its dollar beer night at lesbian nascar, lets go!!"

by cman5 April 14, 2015

Shitty lesbian

Shitty lesbian is me.

1-in what category of lesbian you are?
2-im shitty lesbian

by BISCHHHHHH May 16, 2021

Liquor Lesbian

Heterosexual female who, after the excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, engages in agressive flirtatious behavior with other females.

When drunk, the liquor lesbian wants to feel your breasts, grab your cooch or continuously tell you how "hot" you are. As soon as she's sober she can't recall the "incident"

by Jess G April 30, 2007