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Claude lemieux

transvestite frenchman turtle who occasionally played hockey in between selling his ass to arab queers
Fan #1: Us avalanche fans sure love Claude Lemieux eh?
Fan #2: Yeah, but not as much as I am going to love swallowing your seed tonight...
by claude lemieux August 2, 2008
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Leisure Gangster

A Leisure Gangster, aka "LG", is NOT to be confused with the Gangster. Nor does the term represent any connection to the mafia, however organized crime is widely accepted in this catagory. The Leisure G is more closely related to the Thug but has unique qualities listed as follows:
1. Their loose/baggy apparel and/or chain(s) are not for show, only comfort and security
2. Their personality is extremely laid back and reserved
3. Any situation life throws at them is handled in a calm, smart, and proactive way
4. They feel no need to impress anybody but themselves, which can also be a potential weakness in some cases.
5. Their ultimate goal in life, as well as on a day-to-day basis, is to achieve a state of complete relaxation. To be stress-free
6. As calm and serene as they are, they are not to be messed with or taken advantage of, for doing so WILL result in the most severe of consequences
7. They have NO regrets
LG's appear to be loners due to the struggles they are facing because they NEVER let their problems become anybody else's business; however this fact may be misleading in that they will often have a wide network of friends expanding into all or most 'groups,' 'cliques,' or 'posses' in any given area. They are like the friendly and lovable teddy bears of the community who will murder you if they are squeezed the wrong way. They are all about quick and simple solutions, and live today like there is no tomorrow.
-I heard that guy had his ex's house robbed and trashed, is he really that much of an asshole?
-She was cheating on him. Despite his ghetto and incriminating appearance, he's actually a pretty nice guy. Look at him now, happy and without a care in the world... thats a true Leisure Gangster.
by GoodBettrBest March 14, 2011
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legislate from the bench

What judges do when they hand down a decision you don't like.
The decision by the Ninth Circuit Court to ban roof-mounted bazookas on pickup trucks is a blatant example of judges who legislate from the bench.
by jack6128 December 12, 2012
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Leister

A guy that loves to go to gym and becoming a macho type of guy.
Hey it's Leister
by Jesse1206 July 16, 2018
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New York Legislature

A group of individuals who collectively and persistently neglect their duties.
The errant soldiers were charged with being a New York Legislature because they left their posts without permission.
by gman620413 July 9, 2009
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Lemise

a weird girl, but at the same time is really awesome and pretty
Me-Hi Lemise
Lemise-EEEEPPPPPPAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Me-WHAT??
Lemise-I don't know
by Lemise S. October 12, 2011
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lelis

Lelis is an extremely sensual girl, she loves to have fun and be with friends. She can not live without being with her phone. It attracts men easily with its appearance and personality; however, she loves the athletes. You will always see her singing or dancing. Sometimes she can not choose between 1 child or another, she does not allow anyone to see her badly dressed. She loves being with her family and having a good time with them, you can have her as a friend and talk to her about erotic problems without any problem. SHE loves animals and nature. They always criticize, but they do not care about bad comments. She is excited to know the world.
"Lelis is a girl who never stops celebrating"

"She falls in love with good conversations and without lies"
by saliex May 2, 2018
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