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The Floor Is Lava

The most epic game in exsistence. Involves to or more people. The game is started by one person shouting that "The floor is lava!" After that, all people surrounding must find higher grounds (chairs, couches, pillows, younger siblings) to save themselves. If you touch the ground, you die. The game can be started anywhere, and is often fun to play in crowded places, such as the mall or the movie theater.
"The floor is lava!"
(everyone screams and jumps onto chairs and old people)
by lavagirllovessharkboy November 28, 2009
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queef lava

Ok a chicks on her period so that whole area is bloody. A queef emerges from the surface, blowing a bubble of sick nasty blood out of the vagina. the red color brings on a lava like effect sort of. popping one of these bubbles is just inhumane.
hunter almost threw up when i told him about the girls queef lava.
by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009
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Lava Monkey

a racist term for a hawaiian person or an islander in the state of hawaii.
these dirty lava monkeys are eating all the god damn spam.
by nakattack December 9, 2010
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lava pie

The product of baking 2 cups diarrhea, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 10 cups water, 4 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 cup cornstarch, 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg.

Let bake for and hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Let cool for 30 minutes and serve to thine enemies.
I baked a lava pie for that bitch Linda that lives down the road for cheating in bingo last week.
by Yaboisteez September 29, 2017
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Lava Flow

When a female has a very heavy period and proceeds to participate in gym class, only resulting in a massive flow of menstrual blood.
"Hey, Tom, I think this chick is on her period."

"Uh oh, looks like we're about to witness a lava flow
by Shitcakedasshairs April 23, 2018
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Lava Load

When the mans ejaculate is so hot it causes 3rd degree burns on the skin.
Lady: Wow Joe blew his Lava Load over my chest last night. Now I have blisters on my tits.
by The Hero7 March 24, 2021
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lava room

- a mythical room where innovation occurs. similar to the room of requirement in harry potter, but for launching new technologies.
facebook video was created in the lava room.
by jjflex September 11, 2009
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