Laine

is a classy lady that is confident but not arrogant with a vibrant personality
motivated, amibitious, charming, witty, loving, loyal, cool, laidback, beautiful inside and out, deep thinker, caring, chill, intoxicating, seductive

Laine wants to make a difference in the world.

You see that girl Laine she's bad...she might be out of my league.

Laine is soo chill.. she's a really cool lady.

by thetalented1 March 12, 2010

Lance Coconut

"Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.

A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?

B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.

by Gyreneisms July 3, 2011

flesh lance

the boner, fuck stick, dick, beef dart, penis, etc.

preston livingston is a flesh lance

by skyn December 17, 2003

lamb lance

penis; the male love weapon; pork sword; beef bayonet

Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.

by Stevo Davo March 6, 2008

Lainie

An unconventional name for an unconventional girl. The girl with this name is crazy, silly, sexy and fun to be around. A brunette. Definitely not monogamous.

Lainie is crazy - she knows how to have a good time!

by DDLovesLainie April 22, 2008

Lance Commandant

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.

"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

Launceston

Launceston is very persuasive and alluring city in Tasmania, and island state of Australia.

Within one week you'll have a side fringe
Within two you'll develop skinny-leg jeans
Within three you'll be a fully fledged scene kid
On your fourth you'll be hanging around outside Coffee Republic smoking, all day.

It's also really cold

"Du', wna cm ta Moys"? translation: Dude, do you want to come to Mortys

"Cbf" (flicks fringe)

"Omg i hate launceston" (will never leave)

by Pseudonym Master November 1, 2008