Kardashians

A messed up family that nobody really cares about except lame middle-aged women with no life.

Mike: Dude does anybody even care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom, dude.

by yuareyou August 5, 2012

Kardashian

A celebrity who is both worthless and meaningless.

I'd follow Kim and her husband but she is such a Kardashian.

by funguy10 May 7, 2015

Kardashian

A beautiful nobody........famous only thanks to physical attributes and free exposure via the internet.

Seems like everyday the world is in love with the latest Kardashian ....what have we become ?

by 2m8rh8r February 24, 2010

Kim Kardashian

A Kim Kardashian is the result of two monkey's butt sex. A Kim may be formed between to lesbian or gay apes. The animals are rare, as only one is in existence. They often end up famous for reasons we don't know. They are generally hated.

Steve: Dude check it a Kim Kardashian!
Bob: Quick!! Get your shotgun!

by JG boss February 10, 2012

Kardashian

A family of plastic ass people who get attention almost everyday 24/7 365 days in a year. Family became famous after one daughter (Kim) released a sex tape.

Man, it's irritating to see a Kardashian!

by miiREEEE April 11, 2016

kim kardashian

Reggie Bush's Hoe until he realizes that he can do better.

Did you hear that Reggie Bush uses the penis pump? Yeah...Kim Kardashian show him the Ray-J video.

by C-dogg1972 May 15, 2008

Kim Kardashian

The dumbest celebrity in Hollywood.
Got famous for nothing and is like 99.9 % plastic.
People says she has nice curves but in reality she's just fat.

Idiot friend: I love Kim Kardashian
Smart person: You're kidding, right?
Idiot friend: No, I like her
Smart person: we can't be friends.

by Snowpiercer January 16, 2016