hate koffner

probably the most hideous creature to walk the earth thus far; covered with excessive hair; always up for showers and nipple showings; contains many fiddle bits in rare areas and identifies most with starving giraffes

Hate Koffner, stop scratching that chow mayne!

Hate Koffner, get control of that lions mayne!

by rachy D May 18, 2006

'koff

Marlborough slang for a beaut coat for haineing outsoides in

Just getting my 'koff before I go outsoides for a haine

by hucket February 24, 2008

Keffen

uncommon english slang use for someone who has been mentaly aroused by drugs which have, therefore led him to a 'gormful' life in which things appear slower and stranger to the person in question. Furthermore, the person deemed to have done a keffen or branded a Keffen seem to have thrown common scence out of a 9 story window to which it has been demoralised to a common toad. Simple things seem a challenge and more intermidiate actions seem frightful or impossible.

1)"mate thats your Television not the toilet" 2)"Fuck off" 1)"You my friend are a keffen"

1)"im elergic to nuts but i thought that they would tell me" 2)"You have just done a keffen mate."

by kanerockgod February 7, 2007

koofee

Something that is not cool.

Yankees are mad koofee.

by coufie November 1, 2009

koffke

a fat fuck who thinks hes funny and really isnt

my engineering analysis professor

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

koofer(s)

The unbalanced professional act of eating a girl out while she is taking a poop.

Landon's addiction to koofer(s) began at a young age when his handicapped classmate dragged him into the bathroom.

by commodoresmokey September 29, 2010

Keffer

A hot sexy convict boyfriend who smokes a shit ton of Reefer, and loves deeply.

My boyfriend Keffer smokes too much reefer, the chiefer of the keif.

by BEENBEAN February 27, 2019