Hila Kleiner

A loyal devotee of the Godess herself, Hila Klein of h3h3. The term was coined as a parody of "Jake Paulers," better known as retards.

"What's up, Hila Kleiners?"

by Ded Hors Saloon February 2, 2018

Klaine

The most beautiful Glee pairing on the face of the planet.
Klaine has touched so many lives around the world with their beauty and amazing. Just one kiss between the famous ship makes all the Klainers of the world go insane. Remember the Kliss during the Glee Live showing in Dublin? It almost broke the flipping internet. Klaine is amazing and wonderful and so beautiful.

Regular Gleek: Hey, did you see the kiss between Kurt and Blaine in the episode of Glee last night? It was great!

Klainer: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OF COURSE I DID ASDFGHJKL;' DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA?!?!!! KURT THE KITTY AND BLAINE THE PUPPY AAAAGHHHH *intense fangirling precedes fainting*

by Somebody totally awesome September 23, 2011

Klenking

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.

Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.

by This is NOT Davey May 8, 2017

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

Kleinung

To be awkward.

Guy: "Ramstad, har you and Charlotte together?"
You: "OMG"
Guy: "Well, are yah? :O:O:O"
You: "KLEINUNG!"

by Matsdal May 10, 2010

kleiner

A noob, the reasoning is in Garry's Mod the noobs don't change their playermodel from Kleiner.

Kleiner playermodels are the Steve skins of Garry's Mod

by dracodude September 13, 2015

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015