Kellan Lutz

A very strong very muscular man who is very very extremly hot and sexy.
he has been in movies like Twilight, Stick It, Accepted, and Ghosts of Goldfield.
he was also a model for abercrombi and fitch
and by the way he is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

girl 1- "did you see that new picture of kellan lutz on TMZ."
girl 2- "yea man he was so HOT, i love him."

by hiyourgay11 May 6, 2009

Klete Keller

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.

Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.

by S/he’s just a friend January 12, 2021

Kellner Washing Machine

This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.

I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.

by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006

Kelley Square

A large deathtrap in Worcester, MA consisting of two rotaries and several roads intersecting them. Only the bravest of the brave and/or the craziest of the crazy should even attempt to drive through it.

I drove through Kelley Square yesterday. It was insane!

by Allison Bobb December 18, 2010

Helen Keller karaoke

When you're singing along with a song and reach a part of the lyrics that you don't know, instead making vague sounds and grunts to imitate them.

"I couldn't understand what the singer was saying, so I had to resort to Helen Keller karaoke."

by Rodya May 16, 2009

Keller Women

Fake women on Myspace and various dating websites. The women do not actually exist(except in photo form), but are there to lure you into porn sites, credit card scams, and things of that nature.
They are usually scantily clad and "horny".
The term began from the large number of "fake" women residing in the sleepy town of Keller Virginia.

"Jesus Christ, I got 7 friend requests from Keller Women today."

by Beerends December 26, 2008

King Kullen'd

To crap your pants in a public place.

Guy 1: Oh my God!

Guy 2: What's the matter?

Guy 3: You King Kullen'd again?

by Sone Dude January 24, 2009