Keister's Gambit

"Keister's Gambit" is a fairly common technique used by many experienced board and card game players that consists of stuffing one's arse with one or more desirable game pieces prior to the beginning of the game, then discretely extracting them as needed during the game to replace less desirable game pieces, which are quickly shoved back in. A skillful player can usually remain undetected, except for the occasional brown smudges that sometimes appear on the extracted pieces. Some practitioners of Keister's Gambit recommend an ice cold enema and a sound spanking before "loading up".

The only reason I lost the poker game was because my opponent repeatedly played Keister's Gambit, ruining my entire deck in the process.

by Benevolent Deity February 21, 2018

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Keister Bunny

Urban legend: An imaginary entity/being not unlike Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy who visits faggots when they're sleeping, takes their ass cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.

A. "Look at THAT fucking fruitloop."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."

by WillHigh April 17, 2008

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keister stabber

A homo. One who partakes in anal sex with man ass.

Bob is a keister stabber.

by dizzleshizzlenizzle December 20, 2007

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Soupy Keister

When talking about others behind their backs, gossiping or being catty.

“She is being soo lazy! She never does a damn thing and can’t do anything for herself!”
“Man, go wipe your ass; you’re being a real soupy keister right now.”

by VaginalipsPVCPVCvaginalips March 13, 2022

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