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Keeble Alert

The Keeble Alert describes when an individual strikes a pose to attract the opposite sex or to impress the same sex. It may sometimes involve the raising of an eyebrow or hand to face movements. First practiced by Ed Keeble.
by Anonymous January 17, 2005
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Keeblering

The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.
Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.
by Happy Elf December 29, 2012
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Zoom Keeper

During Coronavirus, many people used the online application Zoom for work and social activities. Zoom requires that one person be the admin. Zoom can host as many as hundreds of people. It becomes like a human zoo. So the admin will be the Zoom Keeper!
Jack: We have an afterhour on Zoom tonight.
Jill: Who's the Zoom Keeper? It was like a menagerie last time.
Jack: You are!
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2020
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Light keeper

Light keeper

Very simple ..

Tricked into this as a one off by spirit ..

Then had the thought, can I heal spirits that contact me .. like family … ?

Before long there is a waiting room …

Movable waiting room … ;)

When I warily mentioned to the only person I thought might understand ..

Oh yeah … you know healing them too .. past, present and future …

Since then I got upgraded to healing timelines too ;)

Then unborn babies .. something about clearing up a moral dilemma in a despot country …

All I do is open a channel to guide to give my healing energy, higher me does the rest

I like him … can’t wait to be him …

Drains the shit out of you if you let the queue build up .. but we all have bad weeks .. they see what’s occurring….

Light keeper … anyone seeing the energy created would struggle to explain perhaps ..,

Energy seems to like me though…

Cause it knows it’s in good hands

Some would use … some abuse .. true power is actually the act of control and not unashamedly begging for anarchy …
Light keeper … burn baby burn

Disco fucking inferno ..
by LetsTalkAboutX January 8, 2023
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keeley

she is a outgoing awesome person she will always make you smile she can be super ditsy sometimes but if you have the chance to love her you will not regret it. most important she is a family person and she is very beautiful . fellas she also has a big booty
guy: your beautiful
keeley: nah but my booty big
guy: yeah that too
by keeley dieter March 15, 2018
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trapper keeper

(n) An affectionate slang term for vagina, referencing an American brand of loose-leaf binder, popular with elementary/middle/high school students from the 1970s-1990s.
"Panties washed in Tide detergent don't really agree with my trapper keeper."
by TrappersDaddy November 21, 2009
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keeley

it isnt a whore how rude >:( some keeleys might be but some keeleys can also be very nice meaning me lmao :)
keeley gives her seat up on the bus for old ladys lmao XD
by keeley >:) January 20, 2009
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