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Weekend Junky 

A Weekend Junky is a person who would eat healthy food for most of the week, but when the weekend comes they eat nothing but junk food.

Like for weekdays their eating habits would be like a strict diet, while on the weekends they seem to toss that diet aside for just a couple of days then when Monday comes by again they are back on their diets.
Tom: At work Veronica only eats vegetables, and cheese it is hard to believe she is a weekend junky.
Weekend Junky by BKobayashi March 14, 2011
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thumb junky 

A Facebook user desperate for the little hit of a 'like' on his post.
Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.
thumb junky by Bob Sweat February 20, 2018

Funky Junky 

A terrible stench emitting from your junk after long bouts of no showering or bathing.
Hey John you’ve got serious funky junky, take a shower man!
Funky Junky by SmittenKitten1531 September 8, 2021

dirty junky 

One who will rub fecal matter all over their genitalia whilst proceeding to have sexual intercourse anally.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear that Maddison is a dirty junky?
Guy 2: I knew she was a freak!
Guy 1: Tell me about it!
dirty junky by BeanerWoman October 3, 2021

Space junky alien bitties 

A person who does illegal space drugs asf and titty fucks a alien

Something u made up in space
SPACE JUNKY ALIEN BITTIES ARE GREATYTTT

Psychic Junky 

Psychic Junkies hop from psychic to psychic, tarot reader to tarot reader, astrologer to astrologer, and fortune teller to fortune teller seeking to hear exactly what they want to hear (a confirmation bias). They waste their money to get an endorphin rush without taking responsibility for their own lives. The readings they get rarely help them with the higher purpose of their soul journey, which is why they keep coming back to the same readers.

Term coined by Myret M. Bulgin during her first draft of an unpublished manuscript called Psychic Junkie that won her Nanowrimo in 2021.
Karen’s been to several psychics 100 times this year so far. She must be a psychic junky and suffer from psychic junkyism.
Psychic Junky by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024

Psychic Junky 

Coined from an unpublished manuscript from nanowrimo 2021, a psychic junky hops from fortune teller to fortune teller, psychic to psychic, astrologer to astrologer, medium to medium, and tarot reader to tarot reader or returning repeatedly to the same “fortune-teller” in search of confirmation biases or to deal with unresolved grief often blowing all their money on these “fortune tellers”while neglecting their very real responsibilities like electric bills and rent or mortgage. They very rarely take responsibility for their lives and turn over control to the whims of others.
Karen saw that psychic like 100 times this past year and still owes back rent. She’s a psychic junky.
Psychic Junky by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024